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Everything You Need to Know About the CleanU Screeny Weeny:
- What is the Screeny Weeny and What is it Used For?
- The Different Variants of the Screeny Weeny – Which Model is Right for You?
- Application & Benefits of the Screeny Weeny
- Alternative Solutions – More Affordable & Discreet Options
- Accessories & Extras – Get the Most Out of Your Screeny Weeny
- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) About the Screeny Weeny
- Conclusion – Why the Screeny Weeny is the Best Choice
Screeny Weeny & Accessories – The Perfect Fake Penis for Any Situation
Do you need a realistic, safe, and discreet solution to prepare for certain situations? The Screeny Weeny is the world’s most popular fake penis with Push&Pee technology, offering an incredibly lifelike feel and functionality. Whether you want to be fully prepared for unexpected moments or simply prefer an authentic experience – with the Screeny Weeny, you're always on the safe side.
But that’s not all: In this category, you’ll find not only the different variants of the Screeny Weeny but also the matching accessories, including thermal bags, Clean Urine, underwear with secret pockets & alternatives for women. Here you’ll get all the essential information to choose the right model for you!
CleanUrin – The Cult Brand with a Unique Style: Behind the Screeny Weeny is CleanUrin, a brand known for its unique mix of quality, humor, and provocative self-irony. With its iconic mascot Captain Mittelstrahl, CleanUrin stands out loud and unmistakable – setting new standards for fake penises.
Pioneers in the Scene: CleanUrin was one of the first brands to focus intensively on the development of ultra-realistic fake penises and has perfected the Push&Pee technology over the years. The Screeny Weeny is now a must-have for anyone looking for a discreet and reliable solution – whether for everyday challenges or extraordinary moments.
What is the Screeny Weeny and What is it Used For?
The Screeny Weeny – Your Discreet Companion for Critical Situations
There are moments in life when you just want to be perfectly prepared – whether for an unexpected "guest" or a "critical conversation" where you need to present yourself in the best possible way. In such moments, the Screeny Weeny is your best friend.
With its incredibly realistic feel & function, it gives you the confidence to stay in control in any situation. Its Push&Pee technology makes it easy to use and absolutely reliable.
💡 In short: If you prefer to play it safe and want to avoid unpleasant surprises, the Screeny Weeny is the perfect choice.
The Different Variants of the Screeny Weeny – Which Model is Right for You?
Choose the perfect color & shape – for 100% discretion & a realistic experience.
Color Variants – The Right Choice for Perfect Camouflage
The Screeny Weeny comes in five different colors to blend naturally with any skin tone:
| Color | Description |
|---|---|
| White / Mulatte | Perfect for fair to lightly tanned skin |
| Latino / Brown | For medium to darker skin tones |
| Nordic White | Very fair skin tones |
| Black | For dark-skinned individuals |
| Nerd | Extra pale, for extremely light skin tones |
💡 Tip: Choose the color that best matches your natural skin tone for maximum discretion!
Shape Variants – Which Size is Ideal?
Each color comes in three different shapes, making the Screeny Weeny as customizable as possible:
| Model | Description | Recommended for |
|---|---|---|
| Beast | Thicker, uncircumcised penis | For larger body types or those who prefer a bold look |
| Beauty | Standard thickness, uncircumcised penis | The classic choice, suits most body shapes |
| Circumcised | Standard size, circumcised penis | For those who prefer a circumcised look |
Application & Benefits of the Screeny Weeny
Push&Pee Technology – Smooth Performance in Any Situation
The Screeny Weeny is all about control. Thanks to its Push&Pee technology, you can stay confident even in stressful situations – you decide when to "release the pressure."
💡 That means: You can easily hold the Screeny Weeny with just one hand and start the urine flow with a gentle squeeze!
Advantages of Push&Pee Technology:
✔ One-handed operation – keeps your other hand free for more important things
✔ No leakage – the sealed system ensures your clothes stay dry
✔ Incredibly realistic – thanks to the lifelike skin texture and Push&Pee function
Temperature Regulation – Comfortable Warmth for Maximum Realism
To keep everything as natural as possible, a thermal bag and body heat ensure the perfect temperature. This keeps the fake urine warm, making the experience even more realistic.
💡 Tip: If you only have Clean Urine, simply keep the bag in your pocket for 15-20 minutes to reach the desired temperature.
Safety – Maximum Discretion & Reliability
The Screeny Weeny is made from high-quality special effects silicone and has a leak-proof connection between the bag and the penis. This ensures not a single drop is lost, no matter how intense the situation.
Alternative, More Affordable Solutions to the Screeny Weeny
Clean Urine Paranoia Stop Set – The Discreet Solution
Underwear with a hidden pocket to securely transport Clean Urine. The sets, including Clean Urine, are available in different versions for men and for women.
ScreenUrin Complete Set for Women – Unobtrusive & Secure
🚺 Specifically designed for women! Functions like the Screeny Weeny, just without the penis.
The Complete Set for Women works similarly to the Screeny Weeny. The underwear contains an 80 ml Clean Urine bag that is shaped to fit the underwear. Unlike the Paranoia Stop Set, you don’t need to pull out a separate bag, as it is already integrated.
Accessories & Extras – Get the Most Out of Your Screeny Weeny
To ensure your Screeny Weeny works perfectly in any situation, there are special accessories that make usage even easier and safer. Whether it’s about maintaining the right temperature, ensuring maximum discretion, or enabling long-term use – with these extras, you’ll be fully equipped!
Thermal Bag – Keeps Urine at Body Temperature
The thermal bag is an essential accessory that ensures the liquid in the Screeny Weeny always remains at a realistic temperature. The insulating layer effectively retains heat and keeps it constant for several hours.
Especially in colder environments, the thermal bag is indispensable as it prevents the urine from cooling too quickly. It is designed to be worn discreetly under clothing while ensuring a secure fit.
Heating Pads – For Extended Warmth
Heating pads are the perfect addition to the thermal bag when extra warmth is needed. They activate easily and provide consistent heat for several hours.
Particularly useful for extended situations or in low temperatures, heating pads help maintain the ideal body temperature of the liquid. They are small, discreet, and can be easily placed in the thermal bag or directly in the hidden pocket underwear.
Extra Urine Bags – For More Flexibility
Additional urine bags are ideal if you use the Screeny Weeny frequently or need a backup supply. They are pre-filled and leak-proof, allowing for easy replacement.
With their special sealing system, they are easy to refill and can be reused multiple times. Whether for travel or as an emergency backup – extra urine bags provide a flexible solution.
With these accessories, you can perfectly adapt your Screeny Weeny to your needs and ensure that it functions optimally at all times!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) About the Screeny Weeny
What is a Screeny Weeny?
The Screeny Weeny is a highly realistic fake penis with special Push&Pee technology. It is designed to provide a discreet and realistic solution for critical situations.
How do you use CleanUrin?
CleanUrin is delivered in a special bag that can be inserted into the Screeny Weeny or hidden pocket underwear. The liquid is released by gently squeezing the bag.
Is CleanUrin safe?
Yes, CleanUrin is manufactured under strict laboratory conditions and contains no harmful substances. It is odorless, germ-free, and chemically identical to natural urine.
Can CleanUrin be detected in a lab?
CleanUrin is formulated to match the natural chemical values of real urine, making it indistinguishable from a natural sample. However, it should always be used responsibly.
Is the Screeny Weeny legal?
Yes, as long as you use it for lawful purposes.
How long does the urine stay warm?
With a thermal bag & body heat, it remains warm for several hours.
Conclusion – Why the Screeny Weeny is the Best Choice
If you're looking for a 100% realistic, safe & discreet solution, the Screeny Weeny is the best choice.
🔥 Discover the world of the Screeny Weeny now & find the perfect model for you!