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Everything you need to know about the CleanU Screeny Weeny:
Screeny Weeny & accessories - The perfect fake penis for every situation
Do you need a realistic, safe and discreet solution to prepare you for special situations? The Screeny Weeny is the world's most popular fake penis with Push&Pee technology and offers a deceptively realistic feel & functionality. Whether you want to be perfectly prepared for unexpected moments or simply want an authentic feeling - with the Screeny Weeny you are always on the safe side.
But that's not all: in addition to the different versions of the Screeny Weeny, you can also find the right accessories in this category, including thermal bags, clean urine, underwear with a secret compartment & alternatives for women. Here you will find all the important information you need to choose the right model for you!
CleanUrin - The quirky brand with cult status:Behind the Screeny Weeny is CleanUrin, a brand known for its unique blend of quality, humour and provocative self-irony. With its iconic mascot Captain Mittelstrahl, CleanUrin is shrill, loud and unmistakable - and sets the standard when it comes to fake penises.
Pioneer in the scene:CleanUrin was one of the first brands to focus intensively on the development of deceptively real fake penises and has perfected the Push&Pee technology over the years. The Screeny Weeny has long been an institution for anyone looking for an inconspicuous and reliable solution -whether for everyday challenges or extraordinary moments.
What is the Screeny Weeny and what is it used for?
The Screeny Weeny - your discreet companion for tricky situations
Sometimes there are moments in life when you just want to be perfectly prepared - be it for an unexpected "surprise guest" or a "critical conversation" where you want to show your best side. In such moments, the Screeny Weeny is your best friend.
With its deceptively real feel & function, it gives you the confidence you need to stay in control in any situation. Its Push&Pee technology makes it easy to use and absolutely reliable.</strong
💡 In short: if you like to play it safe and don't want any unpleasant surprises, the Screeny Weeny is the perfect choice.
The different versions of the Screeny Weeny - Which model is right for you?
Choose the perfect colour & shape - for 100% discretion & a realistic feeling.
Colour variants - The right choice for perfect camouflage
To look as natural as possible, the Screeny Weeny is available in five different colours to suit every skin type:
| Colour | Colour description |
|---|---|
| White / Mulatto | Perfect for light to slightly tanned skin |
| Latino / Brown | For medium to darker skin tones |
| Nordic White | Very light skin tones |
| Black | For dark-skinned people |
| Nerd | Extra pale, for very light skin types |
💡 Tip: Choose the colour that comes closest to your natural skin for maximum discretion!
Shape variations - Which size is ideal?
Each colour is available in three different shapes. This means that the Screeny Weenies can be used as individually as possible:
| Model | Description | Recommended for |
|---|---|---|
| Beast | Thick, uncircumcised penis | For stronger physiques or users who prefer a striking look |
| Beauty | Normal thickness, uncircumcised penis | The classic, fits most body shapes |
| Circumcised | Normal, circumcised penis | For all those who prefer a circumcised look |
Application & advantages of the Screeny Weeny
Push&Pee technology - smooth performance in any position
The Screeny Weeny is all about control. Thanks to its Push&Pee technology, you always have the option of remaining confident in tense situations - you decide when to "take the pressure off".
💡 This means you can hold the Screeny Weeny with just one hand and initiate the flow of urine with a gentle push!
Advantages of Push&Pee technology:
✔ Easy one-handed operation - keeps your other hand free for more important things
✔ No leakage - the closed system ensures that your trousers stay dry
✔ Deceptively real - thanks to the realistic skin structure and the Push&Pee function
Temperature regulation - cosy warmth for maximum comfort
To keep everything as natural as possible, a thermal bag and body heat ensure the perfect temperature, so the fake urine always stays nice and warm, making the experience even more realistic.
💡 Tip: If you only have clean urine, it is usually sufficient to keep the bag in your trouser pocket for 15-20 minutes to ensure that the urine reaches the desired temperature.
Safety - maximum discretion & reliability
The Screeny Weeny is made of high-quality make-up silicone and has a leak-proof connection between the bag and the penis. This means that not a single drop is lost, no matter how hot it gets.
Alternative, cheaper solutions to the Screeny Weeny
Clean Urine Paranoia Stop Set - The discreet solution
Underwear with a secret compartment to safely transport the Clean Urine. The sets including clean urine are available in different versions for both men and women.
ScreenUrin complete set for women - inconspicuous & safe
🚺 Specially developed for women! Works like the Screeny Weeny, but without the penis.
The complete set for women works in a similar way to the Screeny Weeny. The pants contain an 80 ml bag of clean urine, which is adapted to the shape of the pants. Unlike the Paranoia Stop Set , you don't have to get out an extra bag as this is already built into the pants.Accessories & extras - How to get the most out of your Screeny Weeny
To ensure that your Screeny Weeny always works perfectly and is reliable in every situation, there are special accessories that make it even easier and safer to use. Whether it's about the right temperature, maximum discretion or long-term use - with these extras you're well equipped!
Thermal bag - keeps the urine at body temperature
The thermal bag is an essential accessory that ensures that the liquid in the Screeny Weeny always remains at a realistic temperature. The insulating coating efficiently stores the heat and keeps it constant for several hours.
The thermal bag is particularly indispensable in cooler environments, as it prevents the urine from cooling down too quickly. It is designed to be worn comfortably under clothing while ensuring a secure fit.
Heating pads - For prolonged warmth
The heating pads are the perfect addition to the thermal bag when you need extra warmth. They are heated up simply by activating them and give off an even temperature for several hours.
Especially in longer situations or when the outside temperature is low, the heating pads provide optimum support to ensure the ideal body temperature of the liquid. They are small, discreet and can easily be used in the thermal bag or directly in the secret compartment underwear.
Additional urine bags - for more flexibility
The additional urine bags are ideal if you use the Screeny Weeny more frequently or need a spare. They are pre-filled and leak-proof, so you can easily replace them.
Thanks to their special closure system, they are easy to fill and can be used several times. Whether for travelling or as a backup - with additional urine bags, you always have a flexible solution to hand.
With these accessories, you can perfectly customise the Screeny Weeny to your needs and ensure that it works optimally at all times!
Frequently asked questions (FAQ) about the Screeny Weeny
What is a Screeny Weeny?
The Screeny Weeny is a deceptively real-looking fake penis with special Push&Pee technology. It was developed to enable realistic and discreet use in critical situations.
How do you use CleanUrin?
CleanUrin comes in a special pouch that can be inserted into the Screeny Weeny or underwear with a secret compartment. The liquid can be released in a controlled manner by applying gentle pressure to the pouch.
Is CleanUrin safe?
Yes, CleanUrin is produced under strict laboratory conditions and contains no harmful substances. It is odourless, germ-free and has the same chemical values as natural urine.
Can CleanUrin be detected in the laboratory?
CleanUrin is designed to correspond to the natural values of real urine. This makes it chemically indistinguishable from a natural sample. Nevertheless, CleanUrin should only ever be used within the intended scope.
Is the Screeny Weeny legal?
Yes, as long as you only use it for authorised purposes.
How long does the urine stay warm?
With a thermal bag & body heat for several hours.
Can I use real urine instead of CleanUrin?
Yes, as long as you store it correctly & keep it at the right temperature.
Conclusion - Why the Screeny Weeny is the best choice
If you are looking for a 100% realistic, safe & discreet solution, the Screeny Weeny is the best choice.
🔥 Discover the world of the Screeny Weeny now & find the perfect model for you!